Urgent Notice: New disease discovered & transmitted via horse hair called “Amobacter Equuii..."

"The majority of the infected are generally female, although occasionally a male will become infected. Please put this on your status if you know, or are related to someone who suffers from this disease. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework; Reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or high heels; Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after "my baby has new shoes, pad, blanket, tack, grain, hay & supplements.

Amobacter Equuii usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans (especially husbands). Amobacter Equuii is thought to be addictive, resulting in the compulsive need to be around even more Horse hair - the very thing that has infected you. This compulsion may lead to a "herd mentality" or, like the potato chip commercial, "you can't have just one". Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours.